lol no

Keels

Me: Pass the chips.
Keels: The what, lad?
Me: the chips?
Keels: *looks around* all I see are these things? *ands bag of potato chips
me: .....Keels what do they call chips *shakes bag* in Ireand?
Keels: ....Chips are your french fries.
Keels: "wheres the wastebasket i have to thow away some rubbish.
me: wat.

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Live: New me. Giving up the green. »

b3ach-b0rn:

thenameiskarder:

I’m a pot head. Or used to be anyway.

It’s been a full week since I last smoked.
I realized the damage it took on not only myself, but others
It ruined my thoughts.
Murdered my grades, completely. (I smoked before, and after school)
Slowly ate away at my brain.
It even fucked up my spelling.
Made…

B3ach-b0rn: oh my god karder, I’m going to start crying. I love you too, and I’m so proud of you!

blunt-bl0w-it-up: good job karder

teenswag:

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